- Journalist: Steven, what did you say in that huddle?
- Stevie: None of your business.
- Journalist: Can you give us an idea of what you said?
- Stevie: You can guess what I said there.
and once again my already broken heart is shattered into another million pieces
- football player: so how old are you?
- me: how old do you need me to be
remember when i said emotionally invest in animals instead of humans bc they can never break your heart
but turns out they fucking can
when they fucking die